If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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