I wanna bring you to show and tell
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
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