It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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