I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
they need to just BURY HIM!
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
We had to coat check the pizza.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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