She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
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