I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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