This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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