i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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