You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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