Whoa Z and x make the same sound
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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