so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I just googled if crying burns calories
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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