But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
what is it with giant penises always finding me
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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