Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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