dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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