I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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