i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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