You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
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