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I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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