i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
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