if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
bring money and cleavage
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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