i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Please don't give away my fajitas
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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