WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
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