Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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