I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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