how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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