Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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