I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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