can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
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