I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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