So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
how do flat chested girls get laid?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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