You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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