Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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