How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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