We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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