Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
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