Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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