worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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