never play flip cup with pint glasses
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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