He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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