Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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