How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
40s are totally the cure
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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