He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
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