She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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