Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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