Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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