Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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