we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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