I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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