just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
you never un-have a 4some
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