Just cropdusted the office
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
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