before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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