The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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