i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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