We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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