In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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